Thursday, 20 November 2014

8th Doctor: DARK EYES 3 (2014)


It's been a "mere" 9 months since Dark Eyes 2, and while a new, even darker Doctor has made it to our screens, and we've been introduced to an even more different incarnation of the Master, it's fair to say that Dark Eyes 3 feels like it's been a long time coming in more ways than one...
Each new Dark Eyes release has been hotly anticipated; in part that's probably always the case with new 8th Doctor material anyway - he's the Doctor that never got a fir crack of the TV whip, after all.

"Molly O'Sullivan? Hello you."

In his quest for universal domination, the Master plans to exploit the terrifying Infinite Warriors of the mysterious Eminence. The Doctor's friend, Molly, is key to that plan's execution, and now, aided by corrupted genius Sally Armstrong, the Master is close to success.

Paranoid and perplexed after his recent experience, the Doctor skirts the fringes of the fifty-year conflict between humanity and the Infinite Armies. Wary of changing the course of history, he fears that to fight the Eminence would be to do the Daleks' bidding. But when Time Lord CIA agent Narvin provides the impetus for the Doctor to act, Liv Chenka joins him in a desperate race to save their friend and stop the Master.

As the Doctor goes head to head with his oldest and deadliest rival, this war is about to get very personal indeed...starring Paul McGann (The Doctor), Nicola Walker (Liv Chenka), Ruth Bradley (Molly O'Sullivan), Alex Macqueen (The Master), Natalie Burt (Dr Sally Armstrong), David Sibley (The Eminence), Sean Carlsen (Narvin)


Dark Eyes 3 begins right where Dark Eyes 2 left off, with Molly O'Sullivan kidnapped by the Master, and the Doctor determined to keep out of the way of the Time Lords' machinations to pit the Eminence and its Infinite Warriors against the Daleks. It won't last...  

1: The Death of Hope 

with Georgie Fuller (Hope Gardner), Geoffrey Breton (Leo Gardner)

NARVIN: "There's a war on, don't you know? What have you been doing? Flitting from battle to battle, always on the outskirts..."
THE DOCTOR: "I can't save everyone; but I'll save everyone I can..."

Starting with a tried and tested radio feedback drenched SOS, the boxset's initial opener is more of a prequel than a story in its' own right, a Doctor-lite story that gives centre stage to his nemesis, the Master.

We join the 8th Doctor, "ripped from the vortex" and marched at gunpoint to the offices of Narvin, where, after a brief recap, he is asked to save an abandoned colony world on the edge of the Earth Empire's war with the Infinite Warriors of the Eminence. The Time Lords picked up a distress signal sent by Liv Chenka from 1970s Earth, and have tracked the escape of the Master from the Eminence casket infecting his TARDIS at the end of Dark Eyes 2, and his subsequent abduction of Molly O'Sullivan.

Straight away McGann's revitalised 8th Doctor hits the ground running, bristling with dry sarcasm as he demands  a cup tea, with 4 sugars, before being whisked into a Matrix simulation by CIA agent Narvin.

And so begins the tale of the Master's arrival on the colony of Herron's World with his companions Sally Armstrong... and Molly O'Sullivan.  It's another dystopia where only the very young, the very old and the very sick have been left behind. Molly is acting strangely, seemingly a willing ally of the Master, who has rode into town to experiment on the locals, and it's not long before he's used Molly's infamous Dark Eyes to engineer an immunity of sorts to the Eminence's all-pervading "breath of forever".

It's a slight, and perfunctory tale, albeit one that tantalises as we see the beginnings of the Master's latest cunning scheme, to bend the Infinite Warriors to his will. The frontier struggle/spirit of humanity stuff with the Gardiners is hoary old stuff, a backdrop to some rather more playful zingers from the underused Doctor (his Zebra crossing reference to Douglas Adams) and the Rolling Stones-riffing Master ("All we are saying is... it's a gas, gas, gas!"). Indeed, what is generally a diverting tale is really rather deflated by its' flaws. 

As is perhaps the intention, McGann and (even more so) McQueen, keep the thing alive with magnetic performances that rescue this from drabness. Sally Armstrong, despite rather muddy origins in Dark Eyes 2, begins to be more interesting - one of those bad apple companions who you suspect will be redeemed or go the whole hog and face a grand guignol comeuppance. 

It's one of the successes of this boxset that where this tale in isolation could lead you to fear that it'll be slim pickings outside of any Doctor/Master interaction, the question of whether Sally is a weak character completely in thrall to the Master or there was always something of the amoral scientist in her waiting for the opportunity to be indulged is one of its more intriguing and enticing elements. 

Listeners are best advised to grin and bear the Gardiners and console themselves with the scant usage of Molly in favour of revelling in McQueen's delicious skullduggery and McGann/Carlsen badinage until the cheap 'and they all died except they didn't, that was just a matrix' fakeout leads the Doctor to his inevitable acquiescence to Narvin's recruitment drive, with a rather flat "You know I don't have a choice, so let's just get on with it, shall we?".

...which leads me to a criticism that applies to most of this set's instalments - the above line is robbed of the punch it would otherwise pack by being left hanging undramatically before the baffling popular David Arnold theme arrangement can be bothered to lethargically squelch in, just those few seconds after any drama has defused. 

An uninspiring start, raised a few notches by grit from McGann and a titanic supernova of a performance from Alex McQueen. 
6.5/10

2: The Reviled

with Sacha Dhawan (Vaughan/Jaldam), Sarah Mowat (Gajeeda), Laura Riseborough (Sharma)

LIV: "You can't help yourself, can you? Even when it's none of your business, you're trying to make things better!"
THE DOCTOR: "Always try to leave a planet in a better state than you found it, that's my motto!"
LIV: "There are worse philosophies... "

The second chapter begins with Liv Chenka on the world of the Scorpion-like Ramossans, herding the human survivors ("filthy warm bloods") on their planet on the fringe of the earth alliance's war with the infinite warriors. 

Medtech Chenka falls in with downtrodden prisoners Jaldam and Sharma while the 8th Doctor bumps into Sally Armstrong, acting for the future Ides Scientific Institute, who intend to colonize Ramosa.

The Time Lords have poisoned the planet to keep it from the Eminence but the Master, through Sally, is using the human refugees as another batch of test subjects for his retrogenitor experiments, and while the Doctor arrives to keep the peace, he's too late to save either the humans from the Master, or the Ramossans from the Eminence, leading him to really roll up his sleeves and decide that desperate times call for desperate measures.

A better instalment, this, but still one that plays a cliched and uninspiring scenario to serve as a backdrop for our lead characters to clash against. We've much more to get our teeth into, and Nicola Walker's stoic and dependable Liv Chenka makes a welcome return and a credible foil for the 8th Doctor, albeit one whose po-facedness sometimes works against her likeability. Superior guest turns help, too, with Sacha Dhawan, Sarah Mowat and Laura Riseborough all putting in work that elevates the thin tale.

McGann's 8th Doctor, whilst a commanding presence, still seems to only be dipping a toe into the water as far as the overall story goes, and only comes alive in the final scenes in which he really bares his teeth and you can feel he's firing on all engines.

Of course, as previously mentioned, the poor direction/editing scuppers the dramatic "Time Lord Victorious" -esque tension at the last second.
7/10 

3: Masterplan

with David Sibley (Professor Markus Schriver), John Banks (Captain/Lieutenant)
THE DOCTOR: "I won't countenance death on that scale?"
THE MASTER: "Who do you think you are?"
Undoubtedly the centrepiece of the set, Dark Eyes 3 finally comes to life, with a major character study between the Doctor and the Master, locked in their eternal struggle and finally getting each other on their respective psychiatrist's couches for one of their best head to heads since Big Finish's own "Master". Sadly it's not quite up to that standard and isn't quite as clever or as incisive as it thinks it is. It could never be, of course, the puzzle of these two can never be completely resolved, and to give it its due it is thoroughly engrossing. The key undermining element though is that underlying story about the tedious Eminence and the future history surrounding it. 
The focus is not quite as squarely on McQueen and McGann as you might expect though, as we get to see the very origins of the Eminence itself. A star turn from the brilliant David Sibley (whose vocal talents are really the only saving grace of the Eminence) as Professor Markus Shriver is at the centre of the other key storyline her, with Liv and Sally the anti-companion also going head to head and with even higher stakes. As good as the Doctor/Master scenes are, they don't match the Liv/Sally confrontation for its one big hold-your-breath moment. There's little doubt that both the Doctor and the Master will escape their predicament but there's genuine nerve-shredding life or death tension for the respective companions that makes for a high point here.

Much better, but not quite as good as it wants to be.
8/10 

4: Rule of the Eminence

with Jonathan Forbes (Walter Vincent), Beth Chalmers (Casey Carraway), Georgia Moffett (Engineer Tallow)

A finale that's both rewarding and frustrating in equal measure as it delivers something epic in scale with some great world-building, mistakes from the Doctor, a threat to Narvin that you actually care about, the re-emergence of Molly, a zesty turn from Beth Chalmers as the Swifty Frisko-like Casey Garraway, a likeable companion substitute in Georgia Moffett's Engineer Tallow, and Alex McQueen's Master at full throttle. At the same time, it's techno-babble heavy/dependent and hinges on both a solution that's unwieldy and waffly and a scheme that unfortunately ends up too heavily echoing the "Master Race" of TV's The End of Time.
All in all, this reaches pulse-pounding levels that the first two instalments should have tried a lot harder to match, because as enjoyable as this culmination is, you may be hard pressed to feel it was worth it to get here.
8.5/10


Dark Eyes 3

As a whole then? Good, but far from great, extremely sluggish at the start, and only fleetingly delivering on the promises it makes. A worthwhile purchase certainly, but let's hope Dark Eyes 4 is much more full throttle. It's worth it for the usual reason - it's more McGann (and thankfully it's one of those times when he can be bothered, because let's be honest, there are those other times...) - and for a pleasing abundance of Alex McQueen's refreshing take on the Doctor's best enemy, but it's lesser than the previous two Dark Eyes just by virtue of being, well, a bit of a let down. There's nothing really wrong with this set, but it's all just a bit leaden and there's nothing particularly fresh about it. 

The 8th Doctor, in continuance of his BF character-arc, is tinged with darkness, but to be honest that's increasingly something of a blind alley that's that bit too far from the more appealing sarky swashbuckler of the Night of the Doctor. He's at his best here in the later stages when he gets to be the man of action, but still holds your attention when turning on the urbane charm or adding the voice of authority to brokering peace deals.

The writing is generally speaking very good when focusing on characterisation and character interaction and it's obviously no small feat to wrangle the big personalities involved, but the plots are somewhat lacking and lacklustre, which is quite the biggest flaw of the set.

Your mileage may vary of you're particularly enamoured of the Eminence; it breathes down the neck of this set at its every turn so if you can't get enough of it, this may be far more enjoyable for you. Personally I just don't find the Eminence that interesting so it makes much of the time a frustrating wait for Doctor/Master moments in what, at times, feels like the Eminence show.

After people clamouring for the absence of the Daleks for this series, this listener in particular will be welcoming them back with open arms knowing that we're lumbered with the crushing bore of the Eminence once again, with the machinations of the Dalek Time Controller providing the real interest in the Dark Eyes series so far, and the suspicion that there's a rich seam to be mined by involving them with Alex McQueen's Master. 

Bottom line: Flawed, and the weakest of the Dark Eyes sets so far, but worth a listen, and hopefully just a lull before a storming denouement in Dark Eyes 4.
7/10



TTFN! K.
Coming Soon... School Reunion

Silver Nemesis

Season 25, Story 3/4, Serial 7K, 3 x 25min episodes, 23rd November to 7th December 1988, Writer: Kevin Clarke, Director: Chris Clough, Script Editor: Andrew Cartmel, Producer: John Nathan-Turner.

Mark Walker@Mark_Walker Among the 1st stories I ever saw - was the year I started watching. Makes me feel young again! (ish)


50dw50@50dw50that one tweet made me feel ancient, i remember Death to the Daleks!



I used to quite like this version of the theme, now I can't stand it. 

The "South America" scenes pass off quite well. They did well with the weather! 

Isaac Dakin@IWhittakerDakin Makes a nice change from a quarry in Wales 

Poor polly. 

50dw50@50dw50 they were rather lucky, hope @TardisParrot is not watching the opening scenes!

Awful music; par for the course with Keff :-( 

Wierd switch from South America to Windsor in the past. 

Whilst sinister Lady Peinforte plans sorcery in Elizabethan England... 

...Herr De Flores and the boys from Brazil plan the 4th Reich. 

23rd November 1988, the 25th Anniversary. What a coincidence! Lady Peinforte's house is a great location, and look - a chess set...

Outdoor scenes on video. Yuck. 

The Doctor's alarm goes off in the middle of a Courtney Pine gig. Rude. 

The Doctor doesn't understand asking for autographs. 

You'll get used to it, mate. 

Cassettes; those were the days! 


Mark Walker@Mark_Walker when making a good mix tape required some skill! 


Ah, Pathetic Tin Skulkers of the Galaxy's "Excellent Mix volume 1"! 



50dw50@50dw50 i still have loads of them with stuff i recorded off the radio that i can never replace. 

Who exactly are those clowns with the cyber-headphones? 

Mark Walker@Mark_Walker Those hit men are crap shots - are they ex-UNIT? 

Leslie French was almost the 1st Doctor. 

James Cooray Smith@thejimsmith And is the model for the statue of Ariel outside Broadcasting House. 

Seems the Doctor's alarm was to warn him Earth is in danger. Bloody thing should be just constantly ringing really! 

"When I employed you, you led me to believe you were a hardened criminal!" 

The lines between Peinforte and Richard are the best bits in this. 

The Doctor admits his timekeeping isn't the best. 

As the Nemesis comet approaches Earth... 

...the Doctor and Ace go in search of the bow of Nemesis, beneath Windsor castle. 

Fez! 

Peinforte's already nicked the arrow though, and it starts to glow as the statue returns... 

The comet strikes the Earth... 

...and the Doctor & Ace feel the shockwaves beneath Windsor castle. 

50dw50@50dw50 ignoring the fact that a comet strike that big should have flattened Windsor and created a dust storm!

Vicki Davidson@VickiDavidson1 Turns out it wasn't filmed at Windsor Castle, but at Arundel Castle, instead!

Power cuts? What UNIT date is this? 

Peinforte and Richard seem unable to work out complicated 20th century machinery such as doors and windows, which they obviously never had back home. 

The Doctor takes Ace back to Lady Peinforte's house, where this all began. 

The Doctor covers up the grisly sight of the murdered mathematician in case any Doctor Who fans complain to Points of View. 

The Doctor explains that Peinforte discovered the living metal and fashioned it into a statue of herself. Ego. 

The police car's battery has been knackered by... something. Gas dispensers rise from the soil & choke the police. 

Not a patch on Cybermats.

Never understood the point of this jobs for the boys crowd of cameos, you can't really see anyone anyway. "Don't blink!" or you'll miss them... 

Mark Walker@Mark_Walker Love how no one notices a police box materialising in the corner 

Wandering around the castle, the Doctor tries to blag it but Ace pulls him to one side. 


Wouldn't want to bump into that Liz 2 impersonator, after all. 

"The noise, lady, the foul air!"
"Sorry about that." 

The Doctor tries to persuade the royal security bods to let him pass by telling them he travels in time and space. Oh for some psychic paper. 

De Flores & the Boys from Brazil turn up with the glowing bow of Nemesis. 




De Flores threatens Ace's life when the Doctor doesn't have the arrow. 

Just as it seems Ace is about to be shot, a space ship arrives out of nowhere... 

"Don't thank them yet, you might live to regret it." 

Shiny new Cybermen! Shiny shiny! 

The new look shiny Cybermen are actually great. 

The new cyber-guns are rubbish though. They can't even be held without great difficulty. 

50dw50@50dw50 recycled giggle guns

The design of the 75's has vaguely grown on me over time (apart from the flares!) but they're acted so badly, though even Banks' Cyberleaders seem to have that pompous/sarcastic "personality" compared to their underlings. Grew up with the 80s ones, but love all the 60s versions that bit more now. 

Mark Walker@Mark_Walker The 7th Doctor just loved diving into ditches! 

Peinforte seems to hint it was Troughton she met, which is a bit odd really. Would have thought it should be Hartnell. 


Ugh, this Keff-tastic music... it's dated so badly, hasn't it. Much worse than the 70s and early 80s stuff. 

"A Cyberman killed by an arrow? That's ludicrous!" Yes, yes it is. 

Mark Walker@Mark_Walker I'd forgotten about the arrow hitting the TARDIS! 


Karl unknowingly goes to a lot of effort to rescue an empty case from the Cybermen. 

Richard is horrified by what England has become in the 1980s. Weren't we all, mate, weren't we all. 

Mark Walker@Mark_Walker He should be glad he wasn't transported to now then! 

The Cybermen start to cut the statue free, De Flores bides his time. 


The Doctor and Ace use the bow to track the statue. 


"You looking at me?" Unusually convincing thugs for Who. 

"Will you be turned into rats?"
"We already have been." 

Richard turns badass. "Money, say you?" 

The Doctor jams the Cyber transmissions with Ace's bootleg of Courtney Pine's gig. She's a pirate! Arghhh! 

The Cybermen make their base in Peinforte's own tomb. 

The Doctor and Ace are picking up some Cyber interference. 

The Cybermen tune into Smooth FM. "It is meaningless!" 

Mark Walker@Mark_Walker The Doctor and Ace torment the Cybermen with some Jazz. Surprised they didn't give up there and then!

"It sounds like a bear, only worse!" Richard's not a Jazz fan either. 

Mark Walker@Mark_Walker 'who did this to you?' 'SOCIAL WORKERS'! Great moment! 

Peinforte's made it to the statue, but the Cybermen have hidden it and scarpered. 

"Now our plan begins to operate."
"Er, leader, what exactly *is* the plan?"
"Er... well... shut up, that's why." 

"Is this the human condition of Madness, leader?"
"No, this is one of Suggs's solo singles." 

Richard keeps them at bay with gold tipped arrows. 

Hiding in the bushes, Ace sneezes, so the Doctor fakes some birdsong with his umbrella. Don't ask. 

The Doctor distracts the headphone guards... 

...dispatches Ace to blow up the Cybership. 

"DESTROY THEM! DESTROY THEM! DESTROY THE HELL OUT OF THEM!" Ace blows up the Cybership, so the Cybermen shoot their useless headphoned henchmen.

De Flores forges an alliance with the Cybermen by quoting Wagbo. 


The Doctor points out the disasters caused every 25 years by the Nemesis. Maybe just stop it the first time? 

Attacked by the Nazis, Richard shoves the arrow in the statue and it starts to awaken. 

De Flores thinks he has the set but just as he tries to boss the Cybermen they point out the bow's been half inched. 

"They're shrouded!" 

That lizard takes that little part and acts the hell out of it. Kudos, fella. 

Those Cyber Warships look unlike any other Cyber-ships before or after. Thank god. They're rubbish. 

Isaac Dakin@IWhittakerDakin If there were thousands of cyber ships in orbit why didn't they try and intercept it in space?

They were using it to draw Peinforte out so they could get the arrow off her, to be fair. 


It was great to see the Invasion-style ships used in A Good Man Goes to War.

The Doctor turns up to waffle chess guff at the Cybermen. 

All this chess stuff will come back to bite him, mark my words. 

The statue awakens and they scarper in the TARDIS, leading it away. 

Mark Walker@Mark_Walker The Nemesis statue actually seemed slightly creepy at the time

The Cyberleader orders De Flores and Karl killed but they throw a speck of gold dust at him and escape. 

The Doctor prepares for the arrival of the statue by setting up a rocket sled in an abandoned hangar. Obviously. 

This is where the story goes completely off the rails. Dolores Gray. Just what the hell was JNT thinking? 

Goes without saying that the fact Keff McCulloch's crimes against music still go unpunished is an outrage 

The Cybermen arrive and the Cyberleader is bizarrely fixated in killing Ace. Priorities, mate. 

PEINFORTE: "We ride to destiny."
REMINGTON: "We surely do, honey, we surely do!"
RICHARD: "Stop the car, I'm getting out." 

And now the Cybermen explode at the merest whiff of a gold coin from a catapult :-( 

On a high gantry... 

Ace is trapped in a Cyber Mexican standoff... 

...but comes out of it alright by ducking. 

The Doctor gets ratty when the statue keeps asking "are we there yet?" 

The Doctor uses the rocket sled's burners to take out some Cybermen, but De Flores & Karl arrive with the bow. 

"Oh no, not you again." Know the feeling. 

De Flores has made the same mistake as Ace, though... 


...assuming the Cyberleader is dead. 

He isn't. 

"She is mad!"
"Speak not of my lady so!"
"She is, though, look at her. Mad as a box of frogs!" 

"Have you never wondered...?" No. Don't give me any of that looms guff. 

A mad time travelling villain who knows the secrets of a dark and Scottish Doctor with Cybermen involved? Nope, not ringing any bells.

James Cooray Smith@thejimsmith Is it possible that the secret Lady P knows is The War Doctor?

Ooh, I like that! Though it seems it's a secret the 7th Doctor knows too & it doesn't *feel* like Docs 1-8 know about him.


Ace tells the Doctor to let the Cybermen kill her rather than let them win, but he wants to give it to them. 

Peinforte merges with the statue. 

The Nemesis launches... right into the cyberfleet.

"I gave your instructions to the statue, and it understood them... and ignored them." 

Richard saves the day by killing the Cyberleader with a gold tipped arrow. 

"Just like you nailed the Daleks." 

Anyone else think Richard was going to start playing the end credit music from Blackadder II then? 

ACE: Professor? Doctor? Who are you? 

DOCTOR: Mind your own beeswax. 

Kosmic Kris@KosmicKris hugely enjoyed reading along! Silver Nemesis is an absolute hoot! Do we think Anton Differing knew he was in it?

James Cooray Smith@thejimsmith Poor Anton; gay Jewish actor who fled fascism. Spent his working life playing Nazis.

TonyCross@Lokster71 Didn't he just take the part so he could watch Wimbledon. Or is that a myth?

James Cooray Smith@thejimsmith Sophie Aldred said it. She has no reason to make it up! :) 


HexEd@HexEd1967I loved Silver Nemesis! Quite stylish and smart.

Kosmic Kris@KosmicKris imagine the sheer joy of pitching this story "...Cybermen, Courtney Pine, Anton Differing.."

50dw50@50dw50 "boxer shorts, social workers, queen impersonators..."




TTFN! K.
Coming Soon: DARK EYES 3