An oil rig! Wonder whereabouts this is...
"With tomorrow's supply trip, can you no send over a few haggis?" Nope, no idea.


Alas, poor model, it's legs were clearly polystyrene, Horatio.
And now, a new "arrival" scene! Missed a trick - they should have dropped it into Day of the Doctor, like the Shada clips in the 5 Doctors!

"A herd of Jabberwocks and Slithy Toves!"
The Doctor manages to make the TARDIS visible again, and indulges in a quick costume change while he's at it...
"We're in Scotland!"
This is absolutely lovely stuff from the cast. Harry's herd of Jabberwocks is probably just Pertwee singing in the distance.
Love this little scene. Anything extra with Tom, Lis & Ian is worth its weight in gold.
UNIT are signalling on the psionic scale. I knew it.
Lovely stuff with Lis in the hat and Ian in the scarf. So comfortable with each other by now.


Ah yes, seem to remember enjoying System Shock; the technology of 1998 so futuristic to Sarah, probably all obsolete now!
They hitch a lift with the Duke of Forgill - the always brilliant John Woodnut.
Those bagpipes are a bit manic!
The Brig orders Benton to make nice with the landlord; all in the line of duty.
"Good lord!" The Brig nearly wets himself on seeing the Doctor's new get up.
The Duke sticks it to UNIT: "Official secrets and all that twaddle!"
"My name is Lethbridge-Stewart - of the clan Stewart!" I've heard worse excuses to wear a kilt.
Paul Cooke @paulpcooke · I thought the was half Italian or summat? Or is that just on audio?
Oh yeah, in The Ghosts of N-Space he has an Italian uncle, played by the not at all Italian Harry Towb!
The radio man from the rig is the lone survivor to wash ashore.
Tom's still doing that season 12 thing of slouching around seats when being bored by UNIT.
Paul Cooke @paulpcooke ·The Doc is on the nail about chemical slime. About time 'we' caught up!
Now the energising of hydrogen...
The gang pay a visit to the oil company's offices, where Harry checks out the post mortems...
...and the Brig checks out a super model, which reminds him of a spider in concrete wellington boots.
Tom revisits his Titanic gag from Robot, with the Bismarck this time out.
Sarah gets her journo on and goes off in hunt of a story.
Storr survived being shot by the Ice Warriors after all, and is now running a pub.
Paul Cooke @paulpcooke ·Shui Macfee from Crossroads! That's why he disappeared. Better than Benny, he was stuck up a ladder putting up Xmas decorations for years!
Sarah quizzes Storr about the second sight & manages to offend him by calling the Duke strange.
"He looks like he could see around a corner or two" is such a lovely line about the Doctor.
Ooh, a mysterious monstrous POV, whispering blobby aliens, a veiny viewscreen & a piercing gaze. Excellent direction, draws you in.
Paul Cooke @paulpcooke ·Love this scene. 1922 is recent. Shows the closeness of the villagers. Time at a standstill.
They hitch a lift with the Duke of Forgill - the always brilliant John Woodnut.
Those bagpipes are a bit manic!
The Brig orders Benton to make nice with the landlord; all in the line of duty.
"Good lord!" The Brig nearly wets himself on seeing the Doctor's new get up.
The Duke sticks it to UNIT: "Official secrets and all that twaddle!"
"My name is Lethbridge-Stewart - of the clan Stewart!" I've heard worse excuses to wear a kilt.

Oh yeah, in The Ghosts of N-Space he has an Italian uncle, played by the not at all Italian Harry Towb!
The radio man from the rig is the lone survivor to wash ashore.
Tom's still doing that season 12 thing of slouching around seats when being bored by UNIT.

Now the energising of hydrogen...
The gang pay a visit to the oil company's offices, where Harry checks out the post mortems...
...and the Brig checks out a super model, which reminds him of a spider in concrete wellington boots.
Tom revisits his Titanic gag from Robot, with the Bismarck this time out.
Sarah gets her journo on and goes off in hunt of a story.
Storr survived being shot by the Ice Warriors after all, and is now running a pub.

Sarah quizzes Storr about the second sight & manages to offend him by calling the Duke strange.
"He looks like he could see around a corner or two" is such a lovely line about the Doctor.
Ooh, a mysterious monstrous POV, whispering blobby aliens, a veiny viewscreen & a piercing gaze. Excellent direction, draws you in.


"It's..."
Beardy McBeard's shot Harry, the rotter! He was only trying to help the last survivor of the rig...

He's only qualified to work on sailors, to be fair.

Surprised he didn't whack him over the head with a bottle of Irn Bru to be honest.
50dw50 @50dw50 but can he toss it?
Can he toss it? Yes he can! Ah, "Can he toss it" by a Tribe Called MacRanulph. Tune.

Can he toss it? Yes he can! Ah, "Can he toss it" by a Tribe Called MacRanulph. Tune.

Sarah gets the call that Harry's been shot...
...while the watching creatures summon something very large from out at sea...
Another rig's about to buy it.
...while the watching creatures summon something very large from out at sea...
Another rig's about to buy it.
The Doctor suspects that the rig was attacked by something with very large teeth!
Teeth are very serious things!
The Zygons mark the Doctor for death.
That nurse's bedside manner is the worst imagineable.



Crikey, everyone's got a nasty nurse story except me!
Sarah rings the Doctor to give him the good news that Harry's awake.
As Harry starts to fully come to, he hears a weird wibbly noise before he's attacked...
Sarah's phonecall to the Doctor is rudely interrupted...
By a spectacular blobby orange monster!

"Come on, love, other people want to use the phone, you know!"



The Doctor gets himself down to the scene of the crime sharpish.
The Zygon traps the Doctor and Sarah in a decompression chamber...
...while headache Harry meets the warlord of the Zygons. What an absolutely amazing design.

You can't not spot it once you know, but I think it's really crafty that they place Broton's mic in one of the suckers!

Broton shows Harry his aquarium, where his pet, the Skarasen AKA Nessie, is having a nice swim.
The air's getting a bit stale round the Doctor and Sarah.
Lovely shot of the Zygon spacecraft in the Loch here...
Broton claims nuclear missiles would be mere pinpricks to the Skarasen.
The Doctor's hypnotised Sarah to stop her suffocating. Well, to stop her panicking, anyway. He has a moan about it anyway.
The pub the Brig is in has a rather unique way of calling time; they're all being gassed.

Benton to the rescue! He's saved the Doctor and Sarah. Good old Benton.
Out on the misty moors, a UNIT soldier is being stalked by a mooing Dougie Camfield...


sometimes a milk squirting alien is just a cigar

I thought it was Kinda that Kate Bush wrote... ;-P
Now the Zygons decide to let Harry in on their big secret...
The Zygons are shapeshifters!
Love the way Ian Marter has Harry rub his sore head in disbelief!
Paul Cooke @paulpcooke ·We can see who all the zygons are in those booths. Nice transformation though.
Yeah, shame they give that away, though it's the bunch that have already been acting oddly, I guess.
"Asleep? Impossible, I was on duty. There are times, Doctor, when you do talk absolute nonsense!" A1 Brigadier-ing there.
"Excellent! Now the female human is alone!" Broton's ready to make his move on Sarah.
Sarah on a typewriter! Doing some actual journalist-ing!
The Zygons are shapeshifters!
Love the way Ian Marter has Harry rub his sore head in disbelief!

Yeah, shame they give that away, though it's the bunch that have already been acting oddly, I guess.
"Asleep? Impossible, I was on duty. There are times, Doctor, when you do talk absolute nonsense!" A1 Brigadier-ing there.
"Excellent! Now the female human is alone!" Broton's ready to make his move on Sarah.
Sarah on a typewriter! Doing some actual journalist-ing!
Lovely stuff from Marter as Zygon Harry. So sinister with just tiny touches. Seriously creepy.

Great location this. No reason why you can't believe this is Scotland.
Is the Silurian still in that barn?
Marter's psycho look as Zygon Harry attempts to pitchfork Sarah is terrifying.
Zygon Harry's forked now.
The shot of the dying skewered Zygon's horrible.

Ruthless, these Zygons - they remotely dissolve the corpse of their dead comrade.
Just as the Doctor's figured out that Nessie is summoned by a beacon attached to the rigs, the signal starts again!

Usual excellence from Sir Adrian of Salmon. What's this actually from?

That's so cool. Lucky devil. Cracking idea, too!

Oh no, engine trouble!
And here comes the Loch Ness monster! Always the way.
Don't mind the stop-motion Skarasen. Quite charming. I know it's going for scary, but works for a cliffhanger.
Some last minute sabotage by Harry saves him, and the Skarasen trundles off.
Benton starts searching the pub. Looks like thirsty work, eh, landlord? Eh?
Sarah cadges a lift off the Brig to drive out to pick the Doctor up. He tells them Nessie's a cyborg!
Then it's round the Duke's gaff for a spot of Tom-foolery. "Shop!"


Yep, no Pertwee-esque embarrassed neck-rub, just breeze past it and lay on the stare. Cracking.
The Duke seems skeptical when they claim to have found the monster. He'd been hoping it had found them.
The Brig wants to depth charge the loch. Needs a way to drive the monster out, too.
Storr finds he's been the star of Zygon TV for quite some time.
Nurse Ratchet shows up to see Storr fiddling with Stag-cam...
...so she shows him her party trick.
Benton gets to shoot a gun and do some soldier stuff. Can't hit a tree in the woods, mind.

Don't trust her, she's the Zygon!
She clonks the hapless squaddie with a rock. Hartnell would be proud.
WHY didn't UNIT warn their troops they were shapeshifters? Clown outfit sometimes, aren't they, UNIT? They couldn't find a Zygon fugitive if their lives depended on it.
Found it!
Two vital elements of this story that I've not mentioned till now...
Douglas Camfield's direction is peerless, from the action/chase scenes to the creepy, tension filled atmosphere-building.

Sarah thinks the Caber is a tosser.
Sarah finds the secret entrance to the Zygon ship by pulling out a copy of Scooby Doo's Big Book of Cliches.
She sets off down the mystery passage, nabbing the torch its owners have left there for their own use.

Sarah's not too sure about Harry at first but he calls her old girl so she trusts him. Note that down, aliens.
You can see the Doctor itching to get into the Zygon ship. But he's too hasty - they've nabbed him! Grabbed by the Zygons. No wonder he screams.


BOOOOOOOM!!!! "Sounds like the Brigadier!"
Love the realism of the rising pitch of the ascending spacecraft as it prepares to go supersonic...
Lovely model work & great design for the Zygon ship. Off it goes, you've had it now!
Bit of an odd cliffhanger: the Zygons have done a runner!
Not too much of a reprise there. Good.
These scenes on film look sumptuous, lovely restoration work.

Sarah goes through the Duke's post. Pretty sure that's illegal. Bad journo - it's the phonehacking of its day.

Now picturing Rebekah Brooks as SJS' version of the Valeyard...
Trustee of the golden haggis lucky dip! YOU WHAT!
"Everyone remember where we parked."
"All these quarries look the same to me."
Love the Zygon klaxon, actually. Dunno why.
Tom's really in his stride now. "Social call?"
"You've got to come out onto the balcony & wave a tentacle, if you'll pardon the expression."
The Zygons' shapeshifting is a technological achievement rather than an actual ability.
So they're not genuinely shapeshifters themselves. Hence needing the body prints.
Duke Broton is off to terraform the planet to make it more suitable for the Zygon race.

"It's for you, sir, the Prime Minister."
Overconfident, Broton leaves the stunned Doctor unguarded, which allows him to free the humans from the body print machines.
"Let's see what other damage we can do!" The Doctor's on a right vandalism spree.
He's managed to activate the self-destruct. Leg it!

And they're off to London! (I don't say "that London" as I'm not a silly arse. Not all the time.)
Broton's looking for somewhere with a good view of the Commons so he can watch Nessie chow down on the government.
You can see quite clearly here how the great chemistry between Tom and Lis sidelined the character of Harry.
The roar of the Zygon is quite terrifying.
Why does the Brig just wait, let Broton strangle that guy, and *then* shoot him?
Broton stuck the homing device in Tom's pocket. Cheeky beggar.
Oh dear, *glove puppet klaxon*
So Broton's dead and the Skarasen's swum off home to Loch Ness. Job's a good 'un.
The Duke is not impressed with the Doctor's mode of transport.
Harry opts to stay on Earth! Boo!
But Sarah's staying with the Doctor! Yay!
Ah, and a comedy punchline about Scots being tight with money. UNIT dating solved: definitely 70s.
TTFN! K.
Coming Soon... The Visitation
great caps as always. God, you're spot on about the 'season 12 slouching'!
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